Total Medals Earned: 406 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,015 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (120/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
Even tough guys can run away
Come on, you can do better than this!
You've done well my child
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 17/20 (375/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (55/315 points)
Reach the end!
Reach the end in under twelve minutes!
Reach the beginning!
Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!
Reach the end with no accidents!
Reach the end in under four minutes!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (100/325 points)
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
